Chinese Girl

At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the beautiful Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and I asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.

She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,

“Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight.”

I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable.”

A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said,
“What she really said was: 666136429.”

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Breaking News.

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Breaking News.

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Trouble?

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Trouble?

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Proof texting and driving can be dangerous!

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Proof texting and driving can be dangerous!

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Hurt feelings or political correctness. No contest!

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Hurt feelings or political correctness. No contest!

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A drug dealer? LOL

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A drug dealer? LOL

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Deport illegals!

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Deport illegals!

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