Little Johnny strikes again. 12/30/10

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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.” “Very good,” said the teacher.

Little Mary was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events “Very good, Mary” said the teacher.

Eventually it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom  and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk “$2,467,” he  said. “$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.

“Toothbrushes!”  echoed the…

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