Q. What is an economic
A. It is money the federal
government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the
government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is
giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of
A. The plan is for you to use
the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus
stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn’t that
stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up!
Now, some helpful advice on how best to help the
U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check
If you spend the stimulus money at
Wal-Mart, your money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline, your
money will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer, it will
go to India.
If you purchase fruit…
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