A couple of little jokes.

Originally posted May 1, 2008 on Boudica BPI Weblog. No new content is being posted there. New content is now being posted to Boudica 2015.

A couple of little jokes.

A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class
how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again. Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’ The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’

Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Republican
and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, ‘That would make me an Obama fan.’

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Doctors’ convention
Japanese doctor says, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it into another, and have him out looking for work in 6 weeks.’

A German doctor says, ‘That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it into another, and have him out looking for work in 4 weeks.’

A British doctor says, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in 2 weeks.’

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, ‘You guys are way behind. We are about to take awoman with no brains, and no heart, put her in the White House, and very soon half of our entire country will be out looking for work.’

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