Fellow Texans, these Rattlesnakes are in need of a home. They’re refugees from the Hill Country pushed out by snake hunting, and feral hogs. Now, we think most of these are good snakes and won’t bite you, but we are sure some of these will bite you without provocation. We can’t tell you which snakes in the bunch are the ones that will kill you because they all came in together and we can’t tell which is which! Some of the biting ones were actually trained to seek out anyone and bite and to hide among the good ones. Our federal government has promised to figure it out, so don’t worry.
So who wants to give all these snakes a good home?