At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the beautiful Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and I asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,
“Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight.”
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable.”
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said,
“What she really said was: 666136429.”