Smartass husband

 

  • Husband made a snide remark about his wife’s weight and her response is absolutely perfect

    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the Hell is this?” He said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    “April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

    She replied with a snicker, “It’s not talcum powder It’s ‘Miracle Grow!’”

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