California Governor Jerry Brown is a desperate man. With the fate of his state lying in the valley beneath a crumbling dam he should have fixed, he decided to make the trip to Florida Saturday morning to have breakfast at Mar-a-Lago and meet with President Trump. The meeting, which was scheduled to happen from 9AM to 11AM local time, lasted less than 3 minutes after our president got there and said:
“Hey Jerry. You need billions of dollars to make sure the people whose houses are gonna end up under water are taken care of? That’s just too bad. Maybe next time you’ll spend your budget on repairs rather than giving all of your money to illegal aliens. My answer is ‘go f*ck yourself.’”
Official White House stenographer Beatrice Leahy said the official transcript of the conversation will omit the word “f*ck,” but that it was plain as day. Governor Brown immediately left with his tail between his legs.