Gotta love those country boys…

A plane crashed in the middle of rural Tennessee .

Panic  stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in
force.  When  they got there, the disaster was  clear.

The  aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering  in
a tree line that bordered a  farm.

The  sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains  of
anyone.

They  spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had
happened.

They  hurried over to the man’s tractor.
“Hank,” the sheriff yelled,  panting and out of breath. “Did you see this
terrible accident  happen?”.

“Yep. Sure did.” the farmer mumbled unconcernedly,  cutting off the tractor’s
engine.

“Do you realize  that is the airplane of the President of the United  States ?”

“Yep.”

“Were there any survivors?”

“Nope.  They’s all kilt straight out,” the farmer answered. “I done buried themall myself. Took me most of the morning..”

“President Obama is  dead?” the sheriff shouted.

“Well,” the farmer grumbled,  restarting his tractor. “He kept a-saying he
wasn’t… But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.”

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