Baseball with Bill and Hillary

Baseball with Bill and Hillary

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary,looks back at the agent, and shakes his head, “no!”
The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy.”
Bill hesitates, then changes his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, okay, if that is what the people want.
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants,lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, “Bill, I’ll kill you! You asshole!
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling, and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, “I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!”
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, “PITCH, Sir! I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH!”

_If you comment we reserve the right to use your comment in/as a post

Follow us